Why We Hate

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It’s time to start focusing all your hate on that school located 80 miles east of the greatest place on earth. Way back in the preseason this looked like a top-ten match-up and while that’s no longer the case, the feelings of pure hatred remain the same. I love how year after year KU has the same kind of players that just make K-State fans want to spit venom. Brandon Rush, Cole Aldrich, Sherron Collins, Marcus and Markieff, Bill Self. Just say those names out loud and try not to puke. Impossible… I know. It has the same effect as a gallon of ipecac. Continue reading for a comparison chart that will make clear all the reasons we hate.

KU                                          K-State

Students                              yuppie punks                     hard working Americans

Grads                                    yuppie punks                     blue collar heroes

Politics                                  Blue                                       Red

President                            Obama                                 Reagan

Team                                     Freaky twin players         no freaky twin players

Transportation                  Prancing                               Trucks

Hangout                               Bed, Bath, Beyond          Aggieville

Scandal                                 Elevator Sherron              Dillards CK

Mascot                                 Imaginary bird                   Attack Wildcat

Feel free to add all the things I’ve missed